REALLY BRUNO???

First of all let me say Im sorry for the 4 people that read my blog because I haven't been keeping up, sorry. Ok, with that out of the way lets talk about Bruno Mars.  I didn't like him at first but he grew on me.  He is very talented and his songs are pretty well written.  There is only one problem.  The song "grenade" is a little bit of a stretch for me.  Let me get this straight, you would put your self in harms way for the love of your life?  I too would do the same for my wife, however, if someone is throwing grenades at your woman you may want to double think about your relationship.  I know I have been pissed at people and wished hateful things on them but I don't think there was ever a time that I was like "Hell No!! Im gonna blow that Mother Fu@ker up with a grenade!"  Where is he where ex boyfriends are throwing explosives at their old flings?  I got the idea Bruno, but really?

Stop with the teasing!!!

I have noticed something while on Facebook.  A lot of people are posting things and not explaining what they are writing about.  Here is an example: "Oh my god the best thing just happened." Naturally when you see this you comment with "what happened?" And its not just you its also 50 other people asking what happened.  The thing is, this mofo never comes back and tells you what the hell they were talking about.  I also love the ding dongs that like to ask you stupid questions like: "Found a new Mac lap top for only $20, should I buy it?"  Uh....Yeah dumb A$$ you should, and why are you asking us?  Are you trying to brag about the deal you got or do you want me to know what I can steal from you the next time Im in your house? Noooooo I would never steal.  Unless it was a Unicorn, I've always wanted one of those.  And people can you please stop posting pictures of the nasty ass food you made!  There are some out there that do look yummy but, for the most part a lot of it looks like slop.  Come on people, we can do better than this.  Lets be more interesting and ask cool questions like: who would win in a cage match....Whitney Houston or a waffle? I don't care if you're going to bed, eating lunch, itching your feet, cruising through Waikiki, or listening to your Glee cd.  So stop posting it!

Oh yeah, my wife and I ate at the Angry Greek in Kaimuki and it was Awesome!!!  Everything tasted so yummy and fresh It was the first time I actually ordered more appetizers after we ate our main dish.  Yes, the mussels at this place are that good.  5 for $5 you cant go wrong.  Do what we did, we couldn't decide so we got the combo plate that had a little of everything from humus to greek salad to lamb chops.  Our plates were completely wiped clean.  LOVED IT!

TILL NEXT TIME....

No No to Go Go

Ok, this one is going to be brief.  Recently I have noticed a large amount of night clubs using gogo dancers.  WHY?  I am not against having attractive girls/guys dancing in your club trying to get your guests to dance.  I just think if your gonna have them they should actually know how to dance and not move around like they are stripping for money.  Not only are they in every nightclub but now they are featured on the fliers.  Let me tell you, I don't think a girl with her but cheeks hanging out is going to attract women to your event. And we all know, wherever the women are, the men and money follow. So now instead of having an attractive crowd, you now have a sausage fest. If you were gay it wouldn't be so bad however, I am not.  Lets get back to just throwing a good event with a cool theme, good drink specials, and a killer DJ.  Till next time.

SEAN-A-THON: Remember what the Super bowl means.

SEAN-A-THON: Remember what the Super bowl means.: "Ok, the super bowl has come and gone and it seems like the only thing people are talking about is Christina Aguilera, the Black Eye Peas, an..."

Remember what the Super bowl means.

Ok, the super bowl has come and gone and it seems like the only thing people are talking about is Christina Aguilera, the Black Eye Peas, and the commercials.  Does anyone remember who played or even who won the damn game?  I am soooo sick of hearing about the stupid bull$hit.  Remember people this is a game in which two of the best teams in the NFL are playing for the ultimate prize, the Lombardi trophy and to prove they are the BEST.  They have put in months and months of hard work and busting their asses and all we can talk about are the performances before and in the middle of the game.  So what if Christina messed up the words.  So what if the Black Eye Peas performance wasn't so hot.  Even though I do agree that the Fergie's version of "sweet child o mine" did suck, and Usher wasn't really necessary.  So what if the commercials weren't as funny as last year.  We all know Christina is a bad ass bitch and that she was probably just nervous.  Haven't you ever forgot something that you kept reminding yourself to do?  As for BEP, I have seen them in concert and boy let me tell you those mofo's AWE-SOME!!  I do agree the commercials were a little lacking, but hey, I didn't watch the game for the stupid commercials.  We have to remember people that these guys went through a lot of crap this season just to get to the championship, so I think that they deserve our applause.  So stop bickering about what isn't important and just be glad that it was a good game.  Congrats Green Bay, thanks for saving Joe Montana's 3 time super bowl mvp record.   Till next time......

Whats up with the music??

Is it me or is the music today just lame?  It seems like the new artist these days come out with one song and the next thing you know they are on tour and for what? To promote your one song? Are you gonna do 12 different versions of the crappy song?  Maybe you should wait until you have a few hits so that way people will want to come and watch a whole show and not sit there waiting for that one song that they know you will play at the end.  A good example of this is that group "Far East Movement" with the song "like a G6."  The beat kind of reminds me of an old school beat but the lyrics are soooooo shitty.  I have nothing against them and I the fact that they're doing something with their music is cool.  Its just I think its repetitive nonsense. Another one is that greasy looking trailer park trash girl Ke$ha.  What the hell is up with this ditz?  "We are who We are" no shit I am who I am who else would I be?  She looks so dirty, she should change her name to $tanka.
I remember when music was fun to dance to like "Supersonic." Or had a message like "Fight the power." What happened to bands like The Cure, The Bangles, Public Enemy, and De La Soul or artists like Ice Cube, Slick Rick, and Mos Def?  It seemed like the artists of the past really wanted to master their musical skills and thought long term.  Now a days they have one hit and the next thing you know their on an episode of Cribs showing off the stupid shit they bought.  Maybe its because I used to DJ or maybe because I just truly love music and I mean all kinds of music from hip hop to country to yes, even musicals.  I know things change, it just seems the change in music is just not a good one.  Oh well, till next time.

I dont understand....

Ok tonight my wife and I were watching television and happen to catch the last 10 minutes of the Biggest Looser. I think these people trying to loose weight is cool however, why do you have to do it on TV? I don't understand why they make these people dress up in their undies and stand on a scale for the whole world to see. I already know your huge. I don't need to see all the folds and your man boobies. I feel so bad for them....ok I don't but, this is so embarrassing for these people.  The only thing worst would to watch it on the new 3D TV's that came out.  Not only can you see his man boobs, but now they will be in your lap while your scarfing down your deep dish pizza.  I also love the fact that their always crying about being huge.  While they are all tearing my wife and I are giggling. I also don't understand why these people insist on keeping the pants they used to wear.  Screw that let me see the underwear you had, now that would be funny.  Reality TV is so crappy now.  It just shows that Hollywood has lost all creative mojo and are just putting anyone on TV.  People these days go home and turn on the TV to watch "reality". Why don't you get off your ass and look outside, reality is closer than you think.  Or you can just sit there, get huge, and one day you'll be on biggest looser in your underwear showing us how you keep loosing things in your fat cracks.
oh yeah keep an eye out for my new production company on youtube, its called SKIDMARK-US PRODUCTIONS (thanks baby).  Thats all Ill tell you for now but we should be releasing some material early March.

To all you club owners and promoters.....

Ok this weekend was pro bowl weekend in Hawaii. And every nightclub had some athlete hanging out in their clubs and because of this they decided to double the cover charge. For what?! All they do is sit around and drink their free drinks and take an occasional picture with some ding dong girl who thinks they may get lucky and hook up with the ball player. WOW! You mean I can pay double the cover charge and go inside and watch a football player not do what he gets paid millions to do but, to sit on a couch and sip his fruity drink. Wow, let me pay 10 times for that bullshit please, please, please. Come on guys, you know doubling the cover is stupid unless....Those football players are tackling the girls that are trying to hook up with them. In that case I will pay to see that. Otherwise, be smart and spend the money on the real reason the people are in your club, the DJ's that are working their asses off trying to keep your rink-a-dink night club hype.

Oh yeah Im watching this crap on Egypt, why does every guy in Egypt wearing a sweater? Is it cold there or are they actually preppy people?

Oh yeah did anyone else notice the song playing in Top Gun while their playing volleyball? Hanging with the boys?? A little Fem dont ya think....till next time.