Classic Hawaiian Traffic

Alright, driving today and of course we roll up on some heavy traffic on the freeway.  Any of you that have been to Honolulu know this is pretty typical.  However, I wouldn't be writing about it if it was a typical traffic situation.  OK.......first of all the traffic was backed up almost 1/4 mile along the H-1 by the airport.  We suspect that there has been an accident, major road work, or even a suicidal platypus holding a loaf of bread hostage.  But noooooooooooo, when we got up there was there and accident? NO.  Was there road work? NO.  To our surprise there was no platypus.  So what was causing this back up...............3 cop cars parked on the side of the road.  They weren't giving a ticket, they weren't stopping anybody, they were just sitting there on the side of the road.  Everyone and their mothers had to slow down just to see what they were doing.  People can be so dumb sometimes.  Now if they were playing hackie sack with a ball of hard cat shit I too would stop too, but they weren't doing anything.  KEEP IT MOVING PEOPLE!!  Till next time.